
So, I know this guy who really likes Hot Pockets. You know, the microwaveable pockets of bread filled with delicious stuff? Meal in your hand? Yes, he likes them a lot. But I worry about him… his favorite foods are Hot Pockets and beer, and I can’t bring myself to approve of that diet! Trans fat, saturated fat, preservatives… Hot Pockets, and freezer food in general, are full of chemicals and artery-clogging cholesterol. But I know he loves them, so I wanted to prove that you can have an on-the-go bachelor food for cheap, made from wholesome ingredients.
So, because I know he loves them, I want to offer my homemade hot pocket to him. I know he usually uses butter in his cooking, and here I used oil… but regardless of which one you choose, some butter or oil is needed for the dough. Hot Pockets usually taste better with butter, he’ll say, but I say, olive oil is better for you.
Now, this guy I know, he doesn’t cook much. Apparently he can make a mean pot of beans (but I’ll believe it when I see it), and likes to microwave carrots. So I’ve made the following recipe extra easy for him – you can either make the dough yourself, or you can just buy refridgerated biscuit dough and put in your own filling. Regardless, these can be frozen; just wrap in a paper towel and heat up in the microwave until hot.
Friend – I made your favorite! Pepperoni and cheese. I left a dozen frozen in a cooler on your doorstep, along with a case of Heineken. One step at a time. (Your next step is to give me a special hug to thank me.)
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